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“At the Temple of the Seven-Handed Sek a hasty convocation of priests and ritual…”

“I believe he collects different types of stationery,' said Vetinari. 'I have so…”

“BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE RATHER STUPID AND WASTE THEIR LIVES. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT…”

“A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.”