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“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour up…”

“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel complet…”

“A short distance away is the Tidal Basin, ringed by cherry trees that every yea…”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and…”