So let's pretend. One night. We'll go out and pretend we're normal.

“If self-adoration were cologne, he would be the boy you couldn't stand next to …”

“His hands are miracles. I can watch them for hours, transforming wood into some…”

“I can afford just about anything I’m willing to pay for.”

“People who go around advertising their birthday are douche bags. It's a fact. Y…”