So spare me your envy. It was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me.

“...when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about…”

“I like dogs better than knights. A hound will die for you, but never lie to you…”

“Tears aren't a woman's only weapon.”

“Pleasing one king is difficult enough. Pleasing two is hardly possible.”