Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading your name—your identity and individualism—for a number.

“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”

“Receiving trophies is all about getting recognized. Wearing big sunglasses and …”

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…”