Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes.

“I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a pe…”

“I have the worst kind of history—a non history. I wasn’t born poor, oppressed, …”

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection i…”

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”