Some men might buy their wives stoves for their birthdays. But I’m not that sexist. I also got mine a lawnmower.

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but p…”

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”

“I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment…”