Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack about half the power.

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d st…”

“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”