Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the rare ones, like Q and X.

“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”

“I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sti…”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”