Some people hide behind rules and regulations to deliver sadistic punishments, as if they don’t secretly delight in causing pain and abusing their power.

“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakf…”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let…”

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. …”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”