Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are more efficient and manage to say nothing at all simply by saying nothing.

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not …”

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”