Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.

“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn…”

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature wh…”