Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighborhood protection. They weren’t mafia, but they were wearing togas.

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make …”

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would …”

“If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.”