Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up because I didn’t recognize the number, or the legitimacy of the situation.

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”

“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick c…”

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”