Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to mak…”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sou…”

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”