Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!

“If it’s not one thing, it’s another. The other thing is, of course, two. That m…”

“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a ho…”

“Just one simple word choice directed at me can throw me into a bad mood and mak…”

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”