Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person can’t say anything because they’re too busy laughing.

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wi…”

“I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like produ…”

“You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on…”