Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.

“There's a door.""Where does it go?""It stays where it is, I think.”

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those …”

“I'm sure the Bursar would not agree with those figures," said the Senior Wrangl…”

“The key to winning, as always, was looking as if you had every right, nay, duty…”