Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few steps, or bends down to stretch his back, and I get to enjoy the sunlight for a few moments.

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obv…”

“If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin can…”