Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.

“I’m a typical atypical kind of guy.”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”