Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you c…”

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”

“You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to giv…”

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out t…”