Sometimes the key to happiness is just expecting a little bit less

“When the news you don't want to hear is looming before you like Everest, two th…”

“But still, it looked completely natural, as if we had been kissing at the ends …”

“I mean, who the hell has a turret on their house, besides Rapunzel?”

“I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who w…”