Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and we’re looking in a mirror.

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”

“My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.”

“Not getting laid can be a crippling experience, but then I don't go looking for…”

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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