Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.

“I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.”

“I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of…”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”