spoon, jar, jar jar spoon Autor: Tommy Cooper Copy Quote More from Tommy Cooper “I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.” “It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhh…” “I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.” “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a li…”