Sticks and stones may break your bones, but watch out for those damn words.

“My gold­fish and me, both of us are just here swim­ming in one place.”

“Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand o…”

“For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such …”

“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than s…”