Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love like I have no breaks and I’m wearing concrete boots.

“I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off st…”

“Helen Keller, she just can’t see how much I love her. Also, she acts like she c…”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”