Straight people are crazy

“How are you going to find the right person if you think everyone is just trying…”

“I wish to God I had an answer for you right now. All I know is that…I’m not tur…”

“I know this is like the worst possible time, but I really need to tell you that…”

“Hey, Terry? Jim. How's it going? So, you and Mimi up for some dinner?” He pause…”