Strangled or stabbed, which you rather have for dessert?

“I’m underwater on my mortgage, and I have a flooded movie theater for rent. Scu…”

“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, beca…”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”