Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“A blanket could be used to wipe away my tears. But it’d better be a blanket the…”