Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up p…”

“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it ha…”

“I am on pace to break his record. He’s only got one, so after that I’m going to…”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”