Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, seven slinkies, a parachute, and a mannequin that looked like me.

“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,B…”

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw…”

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “Wha…”