Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.

“I am the lingering blinker clicking rhythmically long after the dotted line has…”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little…”

“Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”