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“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that'…”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”

“I got some body work done. Both to my car, and to my clone. Now my car looks li…”

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”