Take pride in your workweek, not your weak work.

“He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“I tell people my name is “The Weather,” and that I understand how they don’t ha…”