Tattoos are cool. I probably won't ever get any

“Self-deprecating or arrogant, it's all selfish. Hard as it is, life's better wh…”

“Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intell…”

“I probably would have made music but listening to Elvis Costello took my life i…”

“Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dud…”