Teach him to call it 'real life' and don't let him ask what he means by 'real'.

“the difference between the old and the new education being) in a word, the old …”

“Are not all lifelong friendships born at the moment when at last you meet anoth…”

“Everything is as good or bad as our opinion makes it. ”

“No sooner do we believe that God loves us than there is an impulse to believe t…”