Thank God for the second amendment.

“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullet…”

“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fif…”

“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, …”

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what sh…”