That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instea…”

“Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack a…”