That will get you fucked in a hurry, Love.

“Don't foist your body image issues on me, mate. I'm sexy. When I want a six pac…”

“THE FRIENDS DON'T LIST Because I like you too much to sleep with you”

“I'll do it. I said I would. And, though I can't deny I've never thought of doin…”

“Do you…love me?” I asked him, my chesthurting.“That’s a silly question,” he sai…”