The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”