The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north, south, east, and west. I also trail by covered wagon.

“Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It…”

“I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.”

“The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lo…”

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”