The best defense is a confusing offense.

“Myth: Vampires don't existTruth: Dead wrong.”

“Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated …”

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.Truth: Why would we do that whe…”

“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.Truth: Who would want to turn i…”