The best defense is a confusing offense.

“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your ed…”

“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your…”

“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.Truth: Who would want to turn i…”

“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a to…”