The best defense is a confusing offense.

“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your ed…”

“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your…”

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, w…”

“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampi…”