The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

“I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, …”

“In the era of big brains, life stories could end up any which way. Look at mine.”

“The Germans and the dog were engaged in a military operation which had an amusi…”

“Dear Sir, poor sir, brave sir." he read, "You are an experiment by the Creator …”