The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already t…”

“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outl…”

“I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.”