The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s also the worst part.

“Participation trophies are junk. If all you have to do is show up, how worthles…”

“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Be…”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would be…”