The best thing to do with a seven-year-old is wait until they’re eight to tell them to wait until they’re 18 to start living life.

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“I still remember my middle school locker combination. Maybe I should go back to…”

“I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It…”

“My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t w…”