The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one can stir the other.

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“We had a mythical love. Some would say, including her, that it didn’t exist.”

“A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though ev…”

“A lot of prestigious men have passed through my office. That’s the benefit of h…”