The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.

“We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.”

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”

“-I have this friend—you don’t know him—but—
-Is his name Molloway?
-No.
-Oh. I …”

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”