The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. The only thing that saved all those passengers was my love—and the fact that I know how to drive with a blindfold on.

“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: W…”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“People don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and th…”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”